Saga of a Mad Optician
Oh my, my…I am in need of some help. I did not purchase these glasses from you, but something is terribly wrong. I simply don’t understand what’s wrong with these glasses. I just can’t see out of them.
I only bought them in 1989.
Using my Government employee insurance plan.
I’ve slept in them, I’ve stepped on them, and my dog has chewed on them.
I have dropped them…many times…but that shouldn’t hurt them.
I’ve left them on my car’s dash during the hottest times of the summer.
I keep them safely in my bag with all the other heavy stuff … who needs a case.
I breathe on them and use my shirt tail to clean them…water isn’t necessary.
My cats play with them; my bird carries them with his beak.
I like to keep them in my pocket when exercising.
I’ve sat on them but they are not very comfortable, even my overweight friends find them uncomfortable to sit upon.
However, my kids love them and play with them often.
When I throw them they don’t bounce properly, but drop them, they bounce just fine.
I really don’t understand why my eyeglasses are scratched, warped and foggy.
Nothing is made properly anymore.
Eyeglasses aren’t supposed to last forever???
My last eye exam was 20 years ago…my eyes are fine, it’s the glasses.
I can’t see at night…but there’s nothing wrong with my eyes, it’s the glasses.
I can’t read anymore…but there’s nothing wrong with my eyes, it’s the glasses.
I can’t see far away…but there’s nothing wrong with my eyes, it’s the glasses.
Can you take my prescription off these lenses?
Are they under warranty?
They must be under warranty. Doesn’t Wal-Mart give you an extended warranty?
Why can’t you honor the Wal-Mart warranty?
Can’t you just repair them? I have most of the pieces.
I just don’t understand what’s wrong with these glasses!!
I clearly over-paid for them.
I seriously will not pay a lot for new glasses.